How Large a Watercraft
| Me: | You know what the tragedy of this whole situation was? |
| Oz: | ? |
| Me: | That this guy was apparently so good at fellatio that they put him in the captain's chair of a ship the size of Titanic. |
| Me: | And they didn't even bother to check for a spine. |
| Oz: | Damn, and I thought I was good. |
| Me: | Well, there's good and then there's "you get to be the captain of a cruise ship" good. |
| Me: | There's "get a guy off" and there's "get a guy off so hard they give you a boat worth half a billion dollars." |
| Me: | That's certainly a high bar to match. |
| Me: | Maybe that's the real measure of fellatio skills. How large a watercraft does your skill warrant? |
