| Me: |
You know what the tragedy of this whole situation was?
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| Oz: |
?
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| Me: |
That this guy was apparently so good at fellatio that they put him in the captain's chair of a ship the size of Titanic.
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| Me: |
And they didn't even bother to check for a spine.
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| Oz: |
Damn, and I thought I was good.
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| Me: |
Well, there's good and then there's "you get to be the captain of a cruise ship" good.
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| Me: |
There's "get a guy off" and there's "get a guy off so hard they give you a boat worth half a billion dollars."
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| Me: |
That's certainly a high bar to match.
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| Me: |
Maybe that's the real measure of fellatio skills. How large a watercraft does your skill warrant? |
